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Germany has banned Tom Cruise from starring in a film about a failed plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler due to his connections to Scientology.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/3/2007 by leesa | (9)
How many sci-fi movies exist where the special effects still look good 25 years later?
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/14/2007 by rossv | (4)
Record sales are at an all time low. Can anything be done to save it?
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/26/2007 by rizzex | (1)
The cute-center of the universe.
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/27/2007 by rizzex | (13)
Why are humans other than Ross no longer hairy?
British couple gets stranded in Las Vegas after finding out their bank has blocked all transactions in Nevada to 'reduce fraud.'
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/27/2007 by Elaine | (3)
PETA points out a perhaps obvious bit of hypocrasy.
Here we have a future NASCAR fan if there ever was one.
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/27/2007 by rizzex | (1)
The Senate Judiciary Committee subpoenaed the White House and Vice President Dick Cheney's office Wednesday for documents relating to President Bush's warrant-free eavesdropping program.
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/27/2007 by ChristopherC | (2)
Two newly discovered fossils have revealed the hidden past of penguins: they were much larger and possibly more dangerous than originally thought.
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/27/2007 by leesa | (2)
In a bizarre coincidence, a Wikipedia user edited Chris Benoit's wikipedia entry to mention the death of his wife several hours before authorities came across the bodies of Benoit and his family.
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/29/2007 by rizzex | (2)
I doubt they are bringing back David Hasselhoff for this one...who would make a good replacement?
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/30/2007 by jeffdav | (5)
Its almost painless except the part where they jab your abdomen with a needle 60-80 times.
By: rizzex | Updated: 6/29/2007 by lilred | (2)
A German zoo gets creative in its attempts to reduce monkey-on-monkey violence and general boredom.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/2/2007 by leesa | (2)
I made the mistake of listening to this song once last night and now it is repeating endlessly insde my brain.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/9/2007 by davepl | (5)
Before General Tso's chicken massacred your tastebuds with delicious flavor, he led a highly successful military carrer.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/5/2007 by rizzex | (1)
Cool picture of a forest fire.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/10/2007 by stephstm | (3)
Ahh...those were simpler times.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/13/2007 by lilred | (2)
I personally don't see any difference
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/19/2007 by rossv | (6)
Look at #25.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/20/2007 by rizzex | (1)
24 foul and mysterious creatures of the deep.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/23/2007 by rizzex | (1)
Awesome.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/22/2007 by johnnydarkness | (3)
Japanese government officials confirmed Monday that the damage wrought on Japan's national infrastructure by the July 16th earthquake—particularly on the country's protective force field, quantum teleportation system, zero-point fusion energy broadcasting grid, and psychodynamic communications network—was severe enough to set the technologically advanced island nation back approximately 300 years to a primitive mid-22nd-century state of existence.
Ans: "My Zipper"
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/24/2007 by jeffdav | (2)
A picture anyone can appreciate.
By: rizzex | Updated: 7/26/2007 by edwin | (2)
I think they may be trying to tell us something with this web page.
By: rizzex | Updated: 4/18/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Click the "Zoom" button to get a closer look.
Nature is cruel and also potentially highly entertaining.
By: rizzex | Updated: 4/17/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Very interesting science experiment involving resonating rice.
By: rizzex | Updated: 4/9/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Grunge terms, according to the Times, included literary gems such as Cob Nobbler (a loser), Lamestain (an uncool person), Wack Slacks (old, ripped jeans), and Swingin' on the Flippity-Flop (hanging out).
By: rizzex | Updated: 4/8/2008 by rizzex | (0)
More news from the Daily Onion...
Blizzard entertainment, one of the greatest game companies of all time has lots to teach us about doing business!
By: rizzex | Updated: 4/6/2008 by rizzex | (0)
"Where my money at fool?" - Ronald Mc Donald
By: rizzex | Updated: 4/1/2008 by rizzex | (0)
A man takes his goat out for a spin....
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/25/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Louis CK muses over the world of banking.
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/23/2008 by Jedi1 | (2)
One basketball team has an iron clad ace in the hole.
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/20/2008 by Natureboy | (1)
My vote is on meth. She looks like one of those meth posters.
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/23/2008 by Jedi1 | (5)
Apparently these are used to distract coyotes away from the rest of the herd.
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/18/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Don't know what to say other than that this makes me laugh.
Watch the part where they kick it and it regains its balance...very cool.
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/17/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Any company would benefit from having a tool like this which can easily generate really powerful, working user interface mock ups that can be used to test UX and give to engineers to build applications...
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/11/2008 by LorenS | (1)
I cannot believe that this conversation actually took place. This has got to be a joke.
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/6/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Don't be put off by the first photo...unless that sort of thing doesn't put you off.
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/4/2008 by rizzex | (0)
This is all quite standard in Spetsnaz training. If you can't do this with 100% accuracy you are considered a sissy and beaten with sacks of potatoes.
By: rizzex | Updated: 2/26/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Everyone knows that human growth hormone gives you that "natural look."
By: rizzex | Updated: 3/6/2008 by leesa | (4)
Ultra muscled cattle have been genetically engineered by scientists. Holy crap does this cow have a lot of muscle.
By: rizzex | Updated: 2/14/2008 by rizzex | (0)
You get the ugliest thing that has ever walked the earth.
By: rizzex | Updated: 2/12/2008 by mattb | (3)
Craigslist ad posted by owners of a massive python who recently escaped in the Boston area.
By: rizzex | Updated: 2/11/2008 by rizzex | (0)
Cat learns how to surf. Potential investigation by PETA necessary.
By: rizzex | Updated: 2/1/2008 by rizzex | (0)
A paralyzed man has his toes chewed off by his puppy.
By: rizzex | Updated: 1/31/2008 by allenn | (1)