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It's impossible to satisfy "Rage Boy" and his ilk. It's stupid to try.
By: jason | Updated: 6/27/2007 by rizzex | (2)
In the age of global terrorism, can an action series revolving around terrorism survive?
By: jason | Updated: 6/27/2007 by jason | (1)
Authorities have identified the remains of 3,500 year old bearded Queen.
Hot for teacher? Just wait until you're old enough!
By: jason | Updated: 6/28/2007 by jason | (1)
Teen girls today miss the plucky can-do of the bobbysock prototype
By: jason | Updated: 7/2/2007 by jason | (1)
Cellphones take bad pictures, bring a good camera to funerals.
By: jason | Updated: 7/9/2007 by jason | (1)
Watch out Nannies... Big Blogger is watching you!
By: jason | Updated: 7/12/2007 by jason | (1)
You think your car goes fast when the pedal is down? Check it out when no one is pressing the pedal...
By: jason | Updated: 7/24/2007 by johnk | (9)
Kick them in the shins!
By: jason | Updated: 7/31/2007 by Neesia | (2)
Gourmet salt...the next big thing.
By: jason | Updated: 9/13/2007 by obiman | (5)
Not the future of the US presidency, futures like commodities, like, you know... pig futures.
By: jason | Updated: 8/21/2007 by jason | (1)
Gasp! Bungie uses sophisticated testing to see if people like their games! Ooh! and they test other people's games too!
By: jason | Updated: 8/22/2007 by jeffdav | (3)
Why tease us? Just don't even show it.
By: jason | Updated: 8/24/2007 by jason | (1)
It's humane to kill dogs when all they can do is fight, right?
Not even enough time to watch Escape from Alcatraz.
By: jason | Updated: 8/24/2007 by leesa | (2)
Dare you to find the article in there...
By: jason | Updated: 9/11/2007 by jason | (1)
Rethinking the age of sexual consent.
By: jason | Updated: 10/1/2007 by johnk | (4)
Ex-Stripper foiled by accomplice's grown child... who saw bleaching going on.
By: jason | Updated: 10/12/2007 by jason | (1)
No, no... don't look, you'll just speed it up. Oh, now you've done it!
By: jason | Updated: 11/26/2007 by jason | (0)
If there's a petri dish near you full of mutated avian flu you should really get a flu shot.
By: jason | Updated: 12/12/2007 by jason | (0)
Owner requests people speak in a language he doesn't speak incredibly well... gets sued for being discriminatory.
By: jason | Updated: 12/14/2007 by jason | (1)
'Cause now I can blend my margs at the optimal speed.
By: jason | Updated: 1/3/2008 by jason | (1)
Huckabee's tax plan? Sales tax. Now before you go all crazy and reject it... maybe it would work.
By: jason | Updated: 1/10/2008 by jason | (1)
Wait, isn't the biggest sho a circus? Oh well, let a couple of pranksters loose at an electronics show and you've got a circus on your hands.
By: jason | Updated: 1/10/2008 by jason | (0)
The movie narrater voice, from The Church of Scientology says so! Check it out while you can... the videos YouTube keeps having to pull down.
By: jason | Updated: 1/17/2008 by jason | (0)
In a unanimous city council vote: no new McDonalds. Poor people are too fat.
By: jason | Updated: 8/1/2008 by jason | (0)
Ever feel like your wife is smothering you with knitting and cooking shows, and all that frilly stuff? Get a place to run away, and make sure she knocks before entering!
By: jason | Updated: 5/2/2008 by jason | (0)
Mayor Greg Nichols thinks Seattle would be better off as it's own country. Because all the other people who don't live in Seattle make the Seattle traffic horrible.
By: jason | Updated: 4/18/2008 by jason | (1)
Brave and courageous individuals bring their crap, I mean beautiful handiwork, to market via Etsy! Like these idiotic, ahem "awesome," boxer briefs.
By: jason | Updated: 5/28/2008 by jason | (10)
You've got to love it when a person writes in to an advice columnist about something someone else is doing and gets, ''have you considered they're crazy?'' as the response.
By: jason | Updated: 4/10/2008 by jason | (0)
WARNING: April 1st news stories are to be very carefully scrutinized... which of these classics is your favorite? [Remember to use the vote buttons]
By: jason | Updated: 3/31/2008 by jason | (1)
Today's chance Ms. Clinton will become the next Commander in Chief...
By: jason | Updated: 3/28/2008 by rizzex | (2)
An interesting test/game to measure skills. With a somewhat imposing test proctor's voice echoing around you. Wear headphones.
By: jason | Updated: 2/12/2008 by jason | (0)
Get your workout while you sit! Awesome for work, and relaxation while toning and firming your abs. Seriously funny to watch.
By: jason | Updated: 1/30/2008 by jason | (1)
Web 2.0 authors have an ulterior motive? Nah. Never. Okay Wikitalk, pay me my $0.02 now... thank you.
By: jason | Updated: 1/23/2008 by jason | (0)
As told by South Park. They claim it's accurate, but you know The Church of Scientology's not laughing.